30 days of Raps about Principal Mark Cerutti

"Volleyball you are so great
You make me want to masturbate"

That's what the kids said
to get suspended
And their athletic careers
Temporarily ended

Because we can't have
Kids saying that word
Or turning their back on me
Or flipping me the bird

Too much expression
Freaks me out
If I hear a room of teenagers shout,

"Masturbate"
I can't help it, it's too late
By then I'm already over the edge
and irate

How dare they
Use a rally that way
On my watch
That's the kinda stuff I squash

Watch what you say
And don't be gettin' in my way
'Cuz if you do
I'll make sure you rue the day