The Little Brown Reader

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So ask your candidate the following questions. They aren't hard or tricky -- and you probably already know the answers yourself -- but they do indicate what you ought to regard as minimally acceptable performance:

- Will he repeal, nullify, or otherwise dispose of the vile Patriot Act?

- Will he terminate the occupation of Iraq, and withdraw American troops from the more than 160 other nations where they're currently stationed?

- Will he take immediate action to demilitarize the police here at home?

- Will he act swiftly to put an end to the oppressive police state atmosphere that has settled over this country like blanket of killer smog?

- Will he prosecute John Ashcroft, Dick Cheney, George Bush and their pals for their crimes against the Constitution and the Bill of Rights?

- More fundamentally, will he put a stop to the criminal campaign that dragged us here in the first place -- the abominable War on Drugs?

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Forget "Libertarians for Whatshisface."