30 days of Raps about Principal Mark Cerutti

This is the song that was used as a justification for Sashwat's 5-day suspension.

WARNING -- this song contains many many swears, as well as homophobic and violent lyrics.

Mista Cer-fruity (A song for our Principal)

by Sashwat Singh

This song may get me an extra fuckin’ sale,
But then again this song could put me up in jail.
This fucker calls the cops for any-fucking-thing.
Girl I saw your belly button (Psshh Wada-Bing).

Bring in the stupid fuckin’ cops, (pause)
Arrest every single fuckin’ chop. (pause)
Find any-fuckin’ thing,
That the kids fuckin’ do,
And sweep em all out like a mop.
BITCH!

When will you learn that we don’t like you here?
We fuck free, smoke free, and drink our fuckin’ beer.
Chill out, and let us have some fun.
Don’t punish us cuz there’s a hotdog up your bun.

You come in, actin’ like a child,
You act all, mother-fuckin’ mild.
But you’ve been here for one fuckin’ month,
And half our kids are fuckin’ filed.
MOTHER-FUCKA!

That is un-cool,
You shouldn’t run our school,
When will you realize that you’re a fuckin’ tool.

Don’t try and straighten us out DICK!
Don’t call the po-po on us PRICK!
We don’t give a fuck bout what you fuckin’ say,
I said we don’t give a goddamn FRICK!
BITCH!

“Cerruti is a faggot, Cerruti is a faggot”
And it’s fuckin’ true maggot,
You’re a fruity Bob Saget.

Get the fuck outta Brookfield SLUT!
Go home and fuck your boyfriend IN THE BUTT!
Run around in search of fat dicks to suck,
But don’t do it anywhere here NUT!

SACK (mother-fucker) leave this fuckin’ town!
If you don’t then I’ll fuckin’ beat your ass down!
You think you’re some kinda mother-fuckin’ clown.
But don’t fuck with me, I’m mother-fuckin’ brown!
BITCH!

Get the fuck outta here.
Go play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself asshole.
You better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up.
No one wants you anywhere near here, so go to the grocery store and get me a fuckin’ beer.
Don’t fuck with our cheers at our games.
Fuck the bodyguards at them too. That’s a shame.
You’re goin’ down in the Hall of Fame,
For the gayest principal that ever came.
Right under Feldman, Bitch.
EAT A DICK YOU FUCKIN’ PRICK.